This thing is crack-tastic!

NAME MEME

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Ann Edward

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
John ? (It's sad I don't know my pa-paw's name...)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Sexda ( O_O )
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Panther ( So corny....XD )

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elyse Savannah

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Purple Water

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Daon ( This one isn't that bad...)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
White Chocolate Rasberry Truffle Chocolate Chip

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Roscoe Springwater Trace

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Believe Mr. Goodbar

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Delilah Territorial